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Zachariah's song
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I did have a nice note here but livejournal is fucking with me so screw doing that for a fourth time.

Green room scene from Point of No Return put into a parody of Oogie Boogie's Song. Zach's a dick but he's so sassy.




ZACHARIAH
Well, well, well, what have we here?
The Winchesters, huh?
Ooh, I'm really scared
So you're the ones the garrison's talking about, ha ha

You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my eyes
You're joking me, you gotta be
These can't be the right guys
Psychotic, erotic
Co-dependence at it's worst
I'd smite you both to ashes
But we need your bodies first

When angel Zachariah says
There's trouble close at hand
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm no mortal man
And if you aren't shakin'
There's something very wrong
Though with the two Winchesters
That's just the same old song

ZACHARIAH
Ohhh

SAM
Ohhh

ZACHARIAH
Ohhh

ADAM
Ohhh

ZACHARIAH
Ohhh

SAM & ADAM
Ohhh

ZACHARIAH
The apocalypse is at hand!


ZACHARIAH
Well if I'm feeling antsy
It's cause there's a job to do
I might just have to set a trap
Inside of the green room
And don't you know the one thing
That would make it work so nice?
A young gullible half-brother to add a little spice

ADAM
Ohhh

ZACHARIAH
Ohhh

SAM
Ohhh

ZACHARIAH
Ohhh

ADAM
Ohhh

ZACHARIAH
Yeah, the apocalypse is at hand

DEAN
Release us now
We ain't a ride that gives archangel passes
You won't be getting 'yes' from me
Instead we'll kick your asses

ZACHARIAH
You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my ears
You think that you still have a choice?
I'm drownin' in my tears
It's funny, I'm laughing
You really are too much
But 'til you give permission
I'm going to do my stuff

DEAN
What are you going to do?

ZACHARIAH
I'm gonna do the best I can

(musical interlude in which Zach mojos the brobros. I do love a good haemorrhaging. Really shuts up the chatter.)

Oh the sound of you in pain
To me is music in the air
'Cause after all you put me through
I think it's only fair

It's much more fun, I must confess
With lives on the line
Not yours, of course, but theirs, so Dean
What will you say this time?

DEAN
Release them both and I will say to
Michael that the answer's yes

ZACHARIAH
Oh Dean-o, you're something
You put me in a spin
I wasn't comprehending
The leverage these two bring
I did it! The deal's done
I'll just send up a prayer
And then until Michael comes down
Well you ain't going nowhere…

[music fades out]

DEAN
Of course, I have a few conditions