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The Curse of Sam's Dick
nommunication
I think it's safe to say this is a crack parody. Inspired by this post, it's a parody of "I take a look at my enormous penis" - about how everyone Sam Winchester sleeps with dies.


If your love life gets you down
Keeps you wearing a frown
Think you'll never be romantically tied
And when you're all out of hope
'Coz girls keep telling you 'nope'
Well at least be glad that none of them died

If you ever get so low
That you think love is a no-go
I'm telling you that it could be worse
Coz yeah I can get the chicks
But it seems that my dick
Through no fault of my own carries a curse (carries a curse)

I take a look at my enormous penis
But my troubles aren't a-going away (ba-doom bop bop)
I take a look at my enormous penis
And I think of all the people it slayed (be-doo)

I have to forego romance
When I glance in my pants
And remember the curse is here to stay
I take a look at my enormous Pe-e-enis
And I think of all the people it slayed. (ba-doom bop bop)

[whistle solo and non-lyric singing]


Everybody!


I take a look at my enormous penis
But my troubles aren't a-going away
I take a look at my enormous penis
And I think of all the people it slayed
Yeah every girl that I bed ha-as ended up dead
And I can't get the curse to go away
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-enis
And I think of all the people it slayed (like poor Jessica)
Think of all the people it slayed (and then that werewolf)
Think of all the people it slayed (don't forget Ruby)
Think of all the people it slaaaaaaaaayed
Hummm