nommunication (nommunication) wrote,

Candy Man

A Supernatural parody about Gabriel. Who else would be candy man? Original song by Christina Aguilera, now sung from Sam/3rd person perspective. [Call&Response bit is 3rd person, otherwise it's Sam, and there's sprinkles of Sabriel in there]
This is one of my favourites.

Sammy and Dean are hunting on a case
Candyman, Candyman
Little do they know the trickster they will face
Gabe, Trickster, Candy man [whispered] 

I met him when I worked a case on Friday night
The crazy stories has us looking for a fight
He wore cute janitor's uniform
There's nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm
Well he played it cool, almost had us fooled
He's a sweet-talkin', sugar coated candy man
A sweet-talkin', sugar coated candyman

Oh yeah…

He stuck me in a Tuesday and he killed Dean every time
And Every day I tried to save his life
Finding it was trickster was a big surprise
We thought we killed him, but the sweet-tooth's still alive

He thinks he's so hot, but I made him stop
He's a sweet-talkin', sugar coated candy man
A sweet-talkin' sugar coated candyman

[dwe bop bop bit]
Hey yeah

He's a one stop shop, any prank you've got
He's a sweet-talkin', sugar coated candy man oh
A sweet-talkin', sugar coated candyman

Woah yeah

Well by now I'm getting all bothered and hot
We're stuck in TV shows and have to follow the plot
We trapped him in holy flames
Who'd have guessed? Archangel Gabe

Archangel Gabe is hiding from the host
Candy man, Candy man,
Couldn't stand the fight about who dad loved the most
Candy man, candy man

Sweet sugar candy man [whispered]
It's the last stop, hotel god, hear the Devil's gonna drop
Sweet sugar candy man [whispered]
Think you're so hot, no you're not, Lucy bro you gotta stop
Sweet sugar candy man [whispered]
You got one shot, get it while it's hot, Gabey don't drop
Sweet sugar [whispered]

He ran away but he was brave,
Fought Satan, our angel Gabe

He's a one stop shop, with a heavenly uh
He's a sweet-talkin', sugar coated candyman [xlots]

Gabe he had a plan for if the fight went wrong [x2]
The trick to stopping satan is hidden in the porn [x2]
He was a great trickster and he had a sweet tooth[x2]
Made a final stand for the brother and the moose [x2]

Tags: parody lyrics, supernatural, supernatural parodies
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