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Moose Man
nommunication
Written as a very belated birthday present to Sophie, it's a parody of love man.
Imagine it being sung by a really sassy Gabriel or Gabriel-Becky chorus.

He's a moose man
Though he prefers 'Sam'
Oooh, baby he's the moose man
That's what they call him he's a moose man
Six feet four plus two antler's I'll bet
Long hair...sideburned cheeks
Long legs and with a hunter's might
There ain't no doubt that he could take you out
'Cause he's a moose man
That's what they scream when he's in bed man
Make love to you in the mornin'
And you watch out at night now
Make love but he has a cursed dick
I' gonna bet you every girl will die
'Cau...'Cau...'Cau...'Cau...'Cause he's the moose man
Though the curse don't affect men
 Angels and demons want the moose man
Check out that caboose, man
Six feet four plus two antler's I'll bet
Long hair...sideburned cheeks
Long legs and with a hunter's might
My, my babe he sure could take you out
'Cause he' a moose man
Ooh Gabe he likes a moose man
Play my tricks, play nutcracker one more time...AAWW!

Moose man, a hunter oh how
Got ghosts or demons?
Ooh you should call up the moose man
Go ahead, call up the moose man
Let me tell you somethin'
You think you want to get with his brother?
But honey, Sam is a moose like no other
Our favourite hunter and our favourite lover
If you can catch him, he can rock you all night
'Cause baby he's the moose man
All right, Ooh, Baby he's the moose man
Let me tell ya!
I'm saying he's just a moose man, good ol' sam
Lucifer's fave man, vessel man
But he's a good man, our moose man
He's just a….